The AVGN Improv Game
A while back, my cousin and I came up with this stupid idea of doing something called "AVGN Improv". So I don't think I need to explain who AVGN is as I mentioned the "character" played by James Rolfe at some point during my time on this site. But since my cousin and I have been fans of his content since the very beginning, we both kind of know his style of speaking, swearing, and commentary. There's a big distinction between his old and new AVGN content so we also take that into consideration with this dumb little game of ours
So this game is quite simple. All you need is a rich vocabulary of shitty fucking bullshit donkey balls and some chiptune music. Ideally something that was from an NES or Master System soundtrack. I wouldn't go with anything too crazy in terms of tempo or style of music unless you know what you are doing. So once you got that chiptune picked out (Ideally random. Zophar's Domain is a good website to pick a random ost to improv with), then it's all up to you to pretend like your reviewing some shitty 8 bit video game. Who ever can do the best improv by being the funniest wins.
To demonstrate this, I'll be typing out a quick one on this page just as an example. There's nothing fancy about this improv. But just imagine me saying this in the AVGN voice. So first, I go on Zophar's Domain and click on the "Random Game" link in the sidebar. Okay, so it gave me a soundtrack to a Gameboy game called Animal Breeder 2. Never played it but as long as the soundtrack fits the 8bit motif, you're good to go. So now I just play the ost on the website and start my improv. It might be a little weird typing it instead of speaking it but here I go:
So this is Buck Breaker for the Gameboy color and let me tell you, this game will break more than just your bucks. It'll break your balls! I mean just look at this shit. I'm trying to mount him but he keeps trying to run away like.....aaggghh fuck. That's bullshit! Did you see that?! Apparently I was off by a few pixels. Now that's bullshit.
Come on you cock sucker, don't you fucking run away from me! Ah! Son of a fuck! You know, I'd rather strip tease my local farmer than play this yehaw cow of fucking piece of fucking cow shit! I'd rather get curb stomped by a horse than torment myself to this god awful excuse of a gameboy game. Buck Breaker, you're breaking my balls! Fuck Breaker!
*AVGN Pulls out the cartridge from the gameboy* There's only one thing I'm going to break and it aint bucks. Come here you fucker. *AVGN then starts smashing the cartridge on his dick.* Come on! I'll show you buck breaking you son of a bitch! UGH AGH FUCK *He then throws the cartridge into the flow and it breaks into a million pieces.* Oh....now who's broken now BITCH! *He flicks off the cartridge.*
Fin.
Yeah it's a shitty example but you get the idea. It's better with a friend or more if you have any. You just have to try your best when you do your improv. Bonus points if you do that bit where he gives a little history lesson about the game he's reviewing. Oh and obviously you don't have to do improv for a game that exist. Just make it up like I did.
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